5. "I Could Care Less"

-"Really? So you care at least a little bit?"
-"What? No I said I COULD care less."
-"Right, so you care a least the minimal amount."
-"Dude no, you don't get what I'm saying."
-"No idiot, you don't get what you're saying, do you know what the word COULD means?"
-"Of course I do moron."
-"Really? Because saying that you COULD do something means that it's possible for you to do it."
-"Dude, you lost me."
-"Jesus. If you COULD care less, it means that it's possible for you to....Fuck it, just nevermind."

Why are people so Goddamned stupid? It's "I COULDN'T care less." Fucking idiots.