8. International Star Registry

So I'm listening to the radio the other day and I hear a commercial for "International Star Registry," a company that you pay to name a star after you. OK, who gave what authority to whom to name stars after people. Does the "International Star Registry" own the stars? If so, how the fuck did they pull that off? Who had the rights to the stars previously? And how did they get those rights in the first place? Can you just squat on the stars like they're some piece of abandoned land? Do you have to pay extra to get a star that is more visible in areas with high pollution? Can I buy the Asteroid Belt? I'm going to start selling clouds to people.

3. Lower Back Tatoos

The way I have always understood the motivation behind tattoos is that they serve as a way to express yourself; permanently. Well when it comes to these lower back tattoos on what seems to be almost every girl I look at, the only thing I see is a girl expressing the fact that she is either a slut; a tease; someone who is dependant upon turning heads in order to feel good about themselves, or someone with an identity as flexible as whatever trend is popular at the time.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti tattoo. I just think that if you're going to get yourself inked for life, it should be something that you are 100% sure you know you are going to want to see staring back at you in the mirror until the day you die. Not something you can't even see in the mirror because it's designed to get your ASS more attention.

Remember what the tattoo trend was not too long ago? Those ill-thought out tat's that had some design around a girl's belly button (displayed in Spike Lee's '25th Hour' by Anna Paquin). Yeah, how are those things looking now that a bunch of you have had kids?

These things are permanent. And in however many years it takes for these back tat's to become the bellbottoms that they are, guess what? You're still going to have to wear them. Isn't that hilarious? Of course you could go through a really painful and expensive laser removal process. Or you could try something really crazy for a change.....Be unique and don't buy in to some lame trend just because every other cookie cutter of a girl does it too.

1. Everyone Thinks That Juno is Good

Hi everyone who isn't there. I'm pretty pissed off. And here's a couple of reasons why. Just because Diablo Cody wrote a blog and then some movie (Juno) and has tattoos and looks the way she does doesn't make her interesting, her movies good or her a good writer. You know, I would be worried that I might have just turned off a bunch of people to this blog because I made fun of a movie that most people, yourself probably included, really like. Well if you think Juno is good because fucking Kimya Dawson sings some songs with her shitty off-putting voice, and Michael Cera once again has portrayed the only role he can on screen, well then you might just want to X out of this now; we probably disagree on a lot. I'm sure that there are plenty of people that are just fine with that, but for the rest of you, what I'm trying to say is that if you started listening to Kimya Dawson after you watched this movie, or you think that you're more in touch with some non-existent artistic side you think you have because in your opinion Juno is good, I got some news for you, you're wrong. That does not make you unique, in fact, it makes you pretty much like everyone else. After all, the movie was nominated for Best Picture. Which brings me to another point, Juno being nominated for Best Picture is absolute utter bullshit. So with that being said, try not to hate me and have a good day. And remember, don't be judgemental, nobody likes that.